You Know You Are A Giant Breed Owner When:
The sound of running water makes you jump up and yell,
"OUTSIDE!"
You tell your dog to sit, and he backs up until he
finds a chair.
It takes 3 people to get your dog on the scale at the
vets.
You walk your dog and everyone knows him by name, but
you have no idea who these people are.
Your dog can hide an entire tennis ball (among other
things) fully inside his lips and give you that
innocent look that says, "What? I'm not eating
anything!"
You carry a tape measure with you when shopping for a
new vehicle.
You keep at least one color-coded "drool towel" in
every room of your house.
After banishing your husband, the snoring in your
bedroom still keeps you awake.
You are hiking with a friend who later suggests that
you ought to have an environmental impact study done
on your dog.
You toss your dog a ball and cringe when he almost
hits his head on the top of the doorway.
You take your dog for a ride and he rests his head on
your arm, causing you to make random right turns.
You have given up on water dishes and you just use the
bathtub.
Your two dogs decide to play in the house, and they
end up pulling the ceiling fan down -- for the second
time.
You have to move over when brushing your teeth because
your dog wants a drink.
You show a picture of your dogs and kids together, and
the first person you point out is your dog.
While stopped at a stop light, everyone stares as your
car rocks back and forth because the dog is panting
out the window.
You go to vacuum your car and most of the fur is up
there on the ceiling.
You avoid the dogs on your way out the door, so they
won't smear your makeup.
You've learned to force a smile when asked "do you
have a saddle for that thing?"
The monthly dog budget exceeds your home mortgage
payment.
You have had to train your dog not to lick dishes, and
the dishes are in the sink.
The doughnuts you put on top of the refrigerator are
gone when you get home and your dog has powdered sugar
on his nose.
Your dog can see what you're cooking, and he tries to
assist you in the preparation.
You're holding him straddled between your legs when
the doorbell rings, you take a short (but fast!) ride
straight to the door.
The pizza delivery people tell you to meet them at the
end of the sidewalk.
Your dog stands in your lap and reaches over you to
stick his head in the drive-through window at
MacDonald's and nearly gives the cashier a heart
attack when she turns around to give you your change.
You purchase a large screen TV and you still can't see
the program when he stands in front of the television.
After surgery, your bored pup decides to get up and
cruise around the vet's office-- pulling the rolling
IV stand behind him
